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Fuck is My Kid’s Favorite Word

By Not a Babysitter / March 13, 2018

This is getting out of hand, but at the same time, it’s fucking hilarious… Thing 1 is almost 3 years old now, and its favorite thing these days is to just pick up on mannerisms of ours, or words we use, and just repeat them or act them out… all. the. time. For example, I […]


Re-Learning How to Keep a Baby Alive

By Not a Babysitter / February 21, 2018

So Thing 2 was born in the fall of last year and like most parents who already have a child, my wife and I just assumed we knew everything there was to know about parenting and that the 2nd kid would be a breeze. We already went through everything with Thing 1, we sleep trained […]


Children and Gun Violence

By Not a Babysitter / February 20, 2018

My goal with this site was to keep things more light hearted and non-political, but for some reason I’ve felt the need to respond to peoples comments and stances on gun control in this country in the last week. And since this is a fairly anonymous platform for me to talk about things, I figured […]


I’ll Admit it, I don’t Like Babies

By Not a Babysitter / November 7, 2017

I love my kids, so don’t get all up in arms when I say that I don’t like babies. But at the same time, the title is not referring to other babies that aren’t my own… oh I don’t like babies in general, my own included. Thing 1 is 2.5 years old now and Thing […]

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